The Media Pearl-Clutching Over Kobe Bryant's Call Of Duty Commercial Has BegunTommy Craggs11/17/10 4:15pm77EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkThis is the commercial. This is Tim Keown's ESPN.com column, which is straight out of the Cokie Roberts "Oh noes! Blowjobs!" school of punditry. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN BEING USED FOR RHETORICAL EFFECT BY ANOTHER COLUMNIST GROUCHING ABOUT POP CULTURE?