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DIII football player dies of carbon monoxide poisoningA football player at Rhode Island's Division III Salve Regina was found unresponsive in his car during Monday's historic blizzard and later died at a hospital, with his passing attributed to carbon monoxide poisoning.,Joseph Boutros, 21, was found in a snow-covered vehicle Monday night while chargin...

Be a pepper and throw some footballs to win tuitionIs there any better representation of American society than the annual championship Saturday halftime Dr Pepper Tuition Giveaway? Hey kids, here’s a chance to throw some footballs in a can for the chance to not graduate in crippling debt! ...

Cook For Yourself<em></em> My wife was out for a girls’ night and I was home alone with my three rowdy kids. To my enormous shame, I have yet to get my two younger kids to eat the same shit that my wife and I eat every night. I cook a regular meal, and then my boys eat chicken nuggets or cheese toast or some other garbage. Wi...

Deadspin's Sign Of The Apocalypse

Deadspin has long admired Sports Illustrated's weekly Sign of the Apocalypse, a cheeky chronicle of sports' wacky tapestry. But why stop at one sign per week? This civilization of ours has plenty of foibles to go around....

Hey Sara Carbonero! Stay Away From Cristiano Ronaldo!

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff....

Everyone At Real Madrid Hates Cristiano Ronaldo

The next few times Cristiano Ronaldo scores a goal and starts doing his "I'm great, me!" celebration shtick, look closely. What's wrong with the picture? Oh yeah, that's it....

Extremely In-Depth Profiles In Courage: Sara Carbonero (A.K.A. The Spanish Goalkeeper's Nagging Girlfriend)

That's Sara Carbonero, the Spanish TV reporter and ladypal of Iker Casillas, and wouldn't you know it, she's being blamed for Spain's loss to Switzerland. But what do we really know about her? Here we go again....

Iker Casillas’ Girlfriend Grills Him Live On TV After Spain Loss

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff....