All Hail The Fucking Curse Word Bracket Winner

A couple nights ago, I was tucking my kid into bed when I accidentally knocked over a picture frame and it made the loudest possible noise a falling picture frame could make. When it happened, I let out a slow and low, "Fuuuuuuuuuck." Then I turned to my kid and she repeated it back to me, exactly as I had said it. » 4/11/13 12:30pm 4/11/13 12:30pm

Vote, You Vulgar Shits: The Curse Word Bracket Elite Eight

Sweet Sixteen voting is over in the Deadspin Curse Word Bracket, and let's all give a big round of applause to "rimjob" and "fuckface," the two seemingly unstoppable 11-seeds who now must go up the 1-seeds in their respective regions. Now is the time for you to choose your Filthy Four–you four favorite curse words of all… » 4/03/13 1:30pm 4/03/13 1:30pm

Vote, Jagoffs: Second Round Of Our Curse Word Bracket Begins

BEWARE THE 13 SEEDS. While Florida Gulf Coast was busy trashing your NCAA bracket, some rather notable underdogs advanced in the first round of our curse word bracket, including 13 seeds "cameltoe" (which beat out "screw" by less than a thousand votes) and "buttfuck" (which staged an astonishing triumph over curse word… » 3/25/13 4:30pm 3/25/13 4:30pm

Vote, Dipshits: The First Round Of The Curse Word Bracket Continues

We're opening up the Potpourri and Compound Swear Word Regionals for voting now, so go ahead and choose your favorite curse word down below. The first two regions have seen their voting go pretty much according to plan, with a handful of exceptions (like 11-seed "rimjob" beating out 6-seed "clit"). So make your mark now… » 3/21/13 4:00pm 3/21/13 4:00pm