<![CDATA[Deadspin: dept. of make it stop]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: dept. of make it stop]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/deptofmakeitstop http://deadspin.com/tag/deptofmakeitstop <![CDATA[Favre Protesters Mark The Coming Of End Times]]>
The Favre shit is going to drag out longer than the war in Iraq. First presidential candidate to put the kibosh on this story gets my vote in the next six elections. It can even be Ralph Nader. He was right about the Kings-Lakers series years back, after all. Anyway, a bunch of fucking Cheesetards held a fucking protest in favor of reinstating Brett as the team's starting QB. Fuck me in my soul's ass.

About 200 people rallied outside Lambeau Field on Sunday to pressure the Packers into reinstating Brett Favre as the team's starting quarterback.

The crowd — many wearing No. 4 jerseys — chanted, "We want Brett" and carried signs reading, "Favre for President."

Adam and Erick Rolfson organized the rally. They plan to hold another Monday night in the Milwaukee area and then every Sunday until the team reinstates Favre.

They have started a Web site, http://www.bringbackbrettfavre.com, where fans can vote on what the Packers should do.

I have no words. Not that I usually have many and the ones that I do are usually profane and unprintable. This shit makes me want to murder God.

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<![CDATA[Peter King Knows The Motivations Of His Bretty Boy]]>
Favraro's Log. Gunsling Date: Sometime in the middle of the ponderous NFL off-season where shit like this can dominate the headlines for weeks on end. Somewhere, off the distance, did hove into view a great assemblage of bullshit about Brett Favre. FUCK! It's coming right for us! Take evasive action!

As we're all too painfully aware, Brett Favre asked for his release from the Pack yesterday and, as happens anytime Favre so much as flosses his butthole, PK has an update on the situation up within minutes, even though it's basically recapitulating al that he assumed would happen before.

Favre's first choice is the Vikes, because his former quarterback coach and current pally Darren Bevell has the unenviable task of being the offensive coordinator under Brad Childress in Minny. But we know the real reason is that he wants to haunt Big Fatty Drew.

Update: The Pack have told Favre he's welcome to come back as a backup, but they're not releasing him. Peter King immediately starts bounty on Aaron Rodgers.

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