Sepp Blatter Says FIFA Will "Be Sucked Into A Black Hole" If Sepp…

Sepp Blatter, the international dictator disguised as FIFA president, wrote a letter to Italy's La Gazzetta dello Sport this week to warn the world that a failure to reelect him to a fourth term on the June 1 vote "could cause a tectonic movement with irreversible damage." Let's defer to him to set the stage for the… » 5/13/11 5:45pm 5/13/11 5:45pm