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Mon Nov 30
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09/17/09
"Why do the microbes want to kill me? I wash and I wash and I wash and I wash and still they CLAW AT MY BRAIN.
Why can't I build a new world out of balsa wood? A world with no pain, and no fear, and no FUCKING KATHERINE HEPBURN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
-Howard Hughes
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/cashes out at 14:59 mark of internet meme
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Chronicle of an Upset Decision Foretold
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MGM Grand Opening? MGM Grand Closing !
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mainly, I just want somebody to beat him senseless and hear his excuses.
how did one guy get to be such an obnoxious douche?
Does anybody parent any more?
05/02/09
his father was this man......
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