Justin Bieber's Latest Basketball Highlight Is A Sad Sham

Justin Bieber is back on the court, ballin' like only Justin Bieber can. Which is to say, he's forcing his poor manager, Scooter, to pretend like he just got juked out of his shoes by Justin Bieber's KraZy Dribbling Skillz. Seriously, look at this dive. You'd think he was some jobber selling for the Undertaker. » 3/11/14 12:38pm 3/11/14 12:38pm

A George Zimmerman-DMX Boxing Match Would Almost Certainly Be Fixed

The internet is all abuzz about the fact that child killer George Zimmerman has agreed to fight 43-year-old rapper DMX in a three-round boxing match on March 1. But before we enter into weeks of discussing how horrifying the idea of these people profiting off of Trayvon Martin's dead body is, one thing needs to be… » 2/05/14 1:56pm 2/05/14 1:56pm

Howard Kurtz's Shocking Revelation: He Can't Read

http://www.viddler.com/v/cfa57e6c How does multi-platform conflict-machine Howard Kurtz crank out so much coverage, people wonder? Maybe it's easier to write a lot of media criticism if you don't read the media you're criticizing. So today Kurtz finds—for two different outlets—a dark shadow in the sunny coverage of… » 5/01/13 6:07pm 5/01/13 6:07pm

Lance Armstrong Lied To Oprah, Is Being Sued By People Who Bought His…

Lance Armstrong was motivated to do the Oprah Winfrey interview that made everyone hate him in part because he thought "coming clean" would be the first step toward reducing his lifetime competitive sports ban. Unfortunately, Travis Tygart, the head of the USADA and the person who could adjudicate that ban, says… » 1/26/13 12:30pm 1/26/13 12:30pm

An Astounding Story Of Fraud, Blackmail, And The Fake Twitter…

You don't need a ton of context to appreciate how batshit amazing this story is. Out of nowhere, a Twitter account emerges, claiming to have inside information. He floats some transfer rumors, scores a few hits, and all of a sudden becomes one of the more trusted sources covering Liverpool FC. So trusted that the club… » 10/12/12 10:20am 10/12/12 10:20am

We've Got $500 That Says Mike Barnicle Shined Up The Quotes In His…

Mike Barnicle, the plagiarist, fabulist, and all-around journalistic fraud, interviewed Terry Francona and Theo Epstein for a piece about how there's still room in the stats-conscious Boston Red Sox organization for ol' fashioned, gut-instinct, classic baseball managin'. There is, Barnicle wrote, a deep contrast… » 7/11/11 3:00pm 7/11/11 3:00pm