Media Reveals Its Giant Penis Envy Of Greg Oden

Since Greg Oden apologized to the world for the cellphone dong shots, many sports columnists have had to suffer through actually writing about it. There were plenty of cautious, you-have-to-be-careful-these-days, newsy approaches. Others, chose to focus on their own shortcomings. » 1/28/10 4:40pm 1/28/10 4:40pm

What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's Dong

Yesterday we received a friendly letter from BDA requesting we remove the teeny, tiny picture of Greg Oden's not-so-teeny-tiny penis. We did not oblige. Below, you'll find the charming back-and-forth between Gawker legal pit bull, Gaby Darbyshire, and Oden's representation. » 1/27/10 4:35pm 1/27/10 4:35pm

Just In Case There Was Any Doubt That It Was Greg Oden's Penis

The formal letters from Oden's management, BDA, have invaded the inboxes of websites across the country, including (surprise) ours. The letter is attached below. It is safe for work. » 1/26/10 3:45pm 1/26/10 3:45pm

Greg Oden's Gigantic Penis Is Also Healing Nicely

GOOD LORD. What the hell's gotten into Greg Oden? First he's spotted in a bright orange novelty T-shirt and now, he's one of the many too-proud athletes to snap a naked photo of himself in the bathroom. ABSOLUTELYNSFWORYOURMASCULINITYAFTERTHEJUMP. » 1/26/10 12:58pm 1/26/10 12:58pm