"It would be most polite of you to leave your mother's telephone alone, jackanapes, and return to sitting in her basement, waiting for the morning edition whilst manually stimulating yourself."
@TT-Zop: What's more thought provoking is all the stuff that'll be tossed out by grandkids annoyed at having to clean out the attic - that little "marble" in the bottom of a cigar tube? The bullet that killed Ty Cobb's father.
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1930: Don't Ask By Telephone For Our Spare Change
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2030:
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Philadelphia Athletics 3
Chcago Cubs 1
Now stop asking the operator "Give me the New York Times."
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"Stop calling us for World Series scores. Don't any of you losers have a job?"
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Seriously, think about all the shit we're going to find in like 10-20 years when all these old codgers die off.
I'm pretty sure the crazy lady who lives downstairs from me has the newspaper from the day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor
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