Your Expendables 2 Power Rankings

The Expendables 2 has 11 names on its poster only because there is not room, either in poster space or running time, for 47. It is New Years Eve with testicles. It is the turducken of action movies. Rather than review the film, I thought I'd just rank those 11 names, in ascending order of Expendables 2 badassery.… » 8/17/12 5:35pm 8/17/12 5:35pm

Van Damme Takes "Kickboxer" Sequel Pitch A Bit Too Literally

At a time when Steven Seagal has become an obese parody of himself on A&E, Jean-Claude Van Damme announces that he'll return to a kickboxing ring to evolve beyond a Hollywood life of drinking, "cocaine and all that shit." » 11/20/10 8:00pm 11/20/10 8:00pm