"I HOPE U ALL FUCKIN DIE" And Other Reasoned, Measured Responses To The…

The NCAA's announcement of penalties against Penn State football brought forth strong reactions—including our own—but none more, say, fervent than from those on social media. Here, then, are the most angry, sometimes regrettable, and generally depressing reactions from those on Twitter and Facebook. Special thanks to… » 7/23/12 9:50pm 7/23/12 9:50pm

Penn State Has Removed The Joe Paterno Statue

It was inevitable and shortly after 6:00 a.m. Sunday morning Penn State began blocking off access to the statue of the disgraced former coach in front of Beaver Stadium. The statue will be placed in storage. President Rodney Erickson announced the decision Sunday morning, saying it was a divisive symbol and an… » 7/22/12 8:58am 7/22/12 8:58am

Joe Paterno Negotiated A $3 Million Ejector Seat After He Was…

Remember when the heroic, did-what-he-was-supposed-to-do coach Joe Paterno valiantly fell on his sword in November, and told the Penn State board of trustees that there was no need to fire him, he would resign at the end of the year? A bold move by a proud man, right? Like much of what we once knew of Joe Paterno,… » 7/14/12 10:34am 7/14/12 10:34am

Penn State Offered To Rename Beaver Stadium After Joe Paterno So His…

Penn State and the Paterno family have quickly morphed from college football royalty to a sad episode of The Bickersons in a matter of months. After unceremoniously firing Paterno in the wake of his laissez-faire handling of the Jerry Sandusky allegations, the school offered certain concessions to the family in… » 4/22/12 12:00pm 4/22/12 12:00pm

Penn State Admits Official Fired Earlier This Week Was Fired For His…

In an admission that shocks absolutely no one, unnamed sources within the Penn State athletic department have confirmed that associate athletic director Mark Sherburne was fired this week for his role in the investigation of child sex abuse claims against former coach Jerry Sandusky and the administration's failure… » 4/21/12 4:49pm 4/21/12 4:49pm