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Soccer Writer Fantasizes About Joey Barton Being Gay, Because He…

This brief column, written by Martin Samuel for the Daily Mail, is one of the most head-scratching pieces of sportswriting you will read all year. As far as we know, there's been no indication that English soccer player Joey Barton is gay. That's why Daily Mail columnist Martin Samuel finds it so appealing to imagine… » 12/05/12 3:14pm 12/05/12 3:14pm