Comment by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Next week on using Madden strategies in real life: Why You Should Never Punt on 4th Down 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BarbarobicsInstructor: He should have stolen something Brady would have never noticed, something that he doesn't even realize he has. You know,... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Weed Against Speed: Interestingly, Gumbelstob is the name Bryant Gumbel gave his schlong. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Weed Against Speed: BROOKS WAS HERE 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Chuck Knoblockhead: What exactly is he going to find to tweet about during Bengals games? There's nothing intelligent to say about a... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Hatey McLife: This is the saddest thing to happen to a long snapper, in Louisiana, since Huey's wife attended his funeral. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by cazart: Dog's gonna need to see your hall pass, brah. more » | Other threads

Comment by Chuck Knoblockhead: "[Hamlet] was a brother, he was father, he was husband, he was a son." One out of four ain't bad. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UpstateUnderdog: Here's one to make you feel old, old school Starter commercial. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Matt Sussman: NIAGARA FALLS! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by This.Is.Malcolm: tj/ Billy Mays has died at 50. [www.foxnews.com] /tj 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Silent_Q: Priest Holmes had to apply for TV boot camp. There were rumors he was into field hockey players. So he applied, basically. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Artie Fufkin: Yea, but he will have to support Sarah Palin in 3 years, so the joke is on him. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MoeGolden: That would be funny if Cajun Boy was Eli 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Juancho: Also, while I don't have any inside information, as a Clevelander I can tell you this is completely unsurprising. His... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by bighead82: 10 moms, 11 kids. Blackjack? 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steve U: Meanwhile, CPP researchers ranked abnormally high in the "Willingness to Reach Generalized Conclusions about People Who Have Nothing in Common... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Barry Lutz: You do realize Stallworth's NFL punishment will likely be worse than the one he received from the State Of Florida? Yeah,... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Cialis Cooper: What makes you think that becoming the punter for the Chiefs makes you relevant? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Bunkie Perkins: 9 bucks for draft beer?! Better be Lonestar. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Phony Gwynn: As a Broncos fan, there is no joke I can read or write that is as big as what this... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: If this guy serves less than 5 years it's a joke. The way our legal system handles DUI's, particularly DUI... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: If Plax signs with the Jets, he has to spend a month in scenic Cortland, NY, which is much worse... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Chris Hanson's Axe: Yes, this is Deadspin, where we constantly highlight and lament the stupidity and immaturity of today's athletes, so naturally when... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Celebrity bi-racial death match: Hines Ward vs. Derek Jeter, who wins? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Am I wrong or should it just be common sense that wearing a Vick jersey is just in bad taste... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Fogg: Brad Childress and Jim Furyk are my two favorites in the "Guys who look startlingly different when they take their... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Innings Eater: I hope Carson is prepared for his kids to get dropped three times a day. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by HebrewHammer: Ay dios mios! Facebook en espanol?? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by SelfWrighteousMetsFan: Andy Sandberg laughs at his aquatic troubles. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: I'll be so upset if this bumps David Carradine from the news cycle. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Jordan_Schafer_Strikeout_Supplier: This is like when WVU accidentally admitted Chris Henry. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Torgo Too Long: Ah, Florida DUI laws. The equivalent of the "She was dressed like a slut, she was asking for it"... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: "probably never was structurally sound enough" This is the same reason so few people can have sex with Ricki Lake. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: CronkitesRite: Totally going to win in Vietnam after Tet (7:34 PM 1968 from web) CrokitesRite: LOL, if I tweet bout Nam... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Brazil Thrill: "Quick recovery time? Only if you're talking about injuries." --Gisele 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MrRedDevil: "contact with a female friend on Facebook" Are people fucking through the interweb now? 7 Responses | Other threads