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Oh, You Won't Disturb Me. I'll Be In My Room Masturbating.

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Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit

The professional snoopers at The Smoking Gun have uncovered their latest oddball lawsuit between Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana and his ex-wife, Kim Moses, pertaining to the auction sale of some personal items from his college days including a photo I.D. and sappy love letters (one on a Ziggy card). More »