<![CDATA[Deadspin: Oh, You Won't Disturb Me. I'll Be In My Room Masturbating.]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Oh, You Won't Disturb Me. I'll Be In My Room Masturbating.]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/oh, you won't disturb me. i'll be in my room masturbating. http://deadspin.com/tag/oh, you won't disturb me. i'll be in my room masturbating. <![CDATA[ Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit ]]> joemontana.jpgThe professional snoopers at The Smoking Gun have uncovered their latest oddball lawsuit between Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana and his ex-wife, Kim Moses, pertaining to the auction sale of some personal items from his college days including a photo I.D. and sappy love letters (one on a Ziggy card).

What's perhaps most troubling than this whole entire suit is the fact that Montana has the penmanship of a teenage girl. It's almost surprising to not see little smiley-faces inside the dotted i's.

Joe Montana Is Looking Good, Suing [With Leather]

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