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Line Umpire Suffers Blast To The NutsHere’s an Australian Open line umpire taking a blow “down under” during today’s Federer-Berdych match. Ow ow ow ow ow....

You Will Physically Flinch While Reading This StorySee those four things over on the left? Those are fasteners. They should be clamped on to dumbbell bars, and not your penis. One poor soul missed that memo....

Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee The photo above was actually taken by the fella who was impaled by the javelin during a high school track and field event in Utah, which is just both admirable and completely cringe-worthy. Amazingly, Utah Standard-Examiner photog Ryan McGeeney required only 13 stitches to sew up the hole in his k...

Washington State football player Xavier Hicks was arrested and suspended for switching his roommate's contact solution with rubbing alcohol. I'd be impressed if that wasn't ridiculously painful. [The Wizard Of Odds]...