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Damian Lillard finally seems fed up with PortlandiaAll good things in life eventually run their course and must come to an end. Professional sports and the athletes who play the games we love are not exempt from this rule. We might be witnessing the beginning of the end in Portland for Damian Lillard and the Blazers. Some would tell you it’s been ov...

Portland Wronged The Jail Blazers More Than The Jail Blazers Wronged PortlandLate last year I attended a jersey release party thrown by the Portland Trail Blazers and Trillblazin, a Trail Blazers-centric independent clothing concern. The Cleaners, a gallery in Portland’s Pearl District, was flooded with people looking to get free t-shirts and tote bags, and looking at a doze...

When Valentine's Day Role-Playing Games Involving Public Nudity and Duct Tape Go Awry "A Portland (Oregon) couple was jailed for disorderly conduct Tuesday after a role playing incident led witnesses to believe a woman was being held against her will in a car. ... Witnesses reported seeing a Subaru Legacy leaving the parking lot with a naked female who was tied up in the back with d...

Joey Harrington Hit While On A Bicycle In Portland

Former Lions and Dolphins quarterback Joey Harrington has now reached the nadir of his Portland days. He was hit from behind while biking....

Hungover Portlanders Rise From Their Organic Granola To Respond To Us

Here's Stumptown Footy's full post. To which we say: dude....

For Just $400,000, You Can Buy This Portland-Based Co-Ed Kickball Team

From Deadspin's Portland Bureau—tipster Scott—comes a rec league kickball story. Sorry. Keep in mind this Craigslist ad was originally all in caps:...