Reading that message board has completely deflated the view I held so dear of pizza delivery guy's lives that porn had built up for so many years. #rickreilly
So, Bob Griese gets suspended for suggesting that Juan Pablo Montoya might enjoy eating tacos, but Rick Reilly is payed handsomely for mocking a non-scholarship athlete for delivering pizzas to support his family?
And these guys both work for the same company, right? #rickreilly
There must be a secret cabal of horse-teethed elders that insures that Rick Reilly is somehow perceived to be esteemed by anyone. Apart from Bill Walton, I'm stumped as to who's in this shadowy organization. #rickreilly
Up next: wet nurses.
The set-up: women's college basketball.
The joke: [x player]'s supporting cast in the back court is so bad that she's making up for bad dribbling more than Octomom's wet nurse. #rickreilly
Well according to this "Whats the difference between a pizza and a pizza delivery guy" joke I just learned, a delivery guy cannot feed a family of four, whereas a pizza can.
So, Jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned. #rickreilly
Oh, so now it's not cool to poke fun at a guy struggling financially and athletically, who is busting his ass to support his young family, when you make millions for banging out formulaic columns with bad jokes?
I'm convinced that Reilly puts a few verbs, nouns, puns, jokes, food metaphors and tooth references into a seven-minute oven and voila! — another column. #rickreilly
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And these guys both work for the same company, right? #rickreilly
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@norbizness:
It's not only men... #rickreilly
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Up next: wet nurses.
The set-up: women's college basketball.
The joke: [x player]'s supporting cast in the back court is so bad that she's making up for bad dribbling more than Octomom's wet nurse. #rickreilly
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Well according to this "Whats the difference between a pizza and a pizza delivery guy" joke I just learned, a delivery guy cannot feed a family of four, whereas a pizza can.
So, Jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned. #rickreilly
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I thought I told you about my college job in confidence. #rickreilly
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