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Far Better Than This Goalie Scoring Is The Suspiciously Laid-Back Commentary That Accompanies His Goal Goalies don't often score, especially not from the hinterlands behind the halfway line. But when they do, they should all be so lucky as to have two exceedingly mellow West Indian commentators celebrate their exploits. The particulars of this goal come to us from tipster Sam F, who reports that th...

Welcome To Chandler Stadium (Please Wipe Feet Before Entering)The Rochester Rhinos of the United Soccer League will name their stadium after you or your organization for a thousand bucks. Although like with CitiField, you may be bankrupt within the year. [Democrat And Chronicle]...