If a Tree Falls Down Drunk in the Bleachers, Does It Make a Sound?

Fantastic. According to a story first run in the San Jose Mercury News, the Stanford University band's famous tree mascot was fired for being completely shit-faced during last week's Cal/Stanford basketball game. Erin Lashnits, who served as the rowdy tree blew a .157 BAC during the game,the story said. It's unclear… » 2/16/06 2:10pm 2/16/06 2:10pm