So You Think NU Can Dance, Weeks 6 & 7: In Which Joe Lunardi Has A…

A weekly feature in which author Benoit Denizet-Lewis follows the fortunes of the only BCS school to have sucked so consistently and spectacularly that it has never made the NCAA tournament, Northwestern. Record: 16-8. Tournament prospects: NIT prospects? Great! » 2/12/10 2:45pm 2/12/10 2:45pm

So You Think NU Can Dance, Weeks 4 & 5: We Are America's Team!

A weekly feature in which author Benoit Denizet-Lewis follows the fortunes of the only BCS school to have sucked so consistently and spectacularly that it has never made the NCAA tournament, Northwestern. Record: 14-6. Tournament prospects: Stranger things have happened. » 1/29/10 1:00pm 1/29/10 1:00pm

Northwestern Fan Explains Tiger's Masturbatory Lockdown To America

In a bizarre twist, Deadspin's Northwestern University Basketball Columnist Benoit Denizet-Lewis has become the go-to guy for Tiger Woods sex rehab details and this morning's SportsCenter prevailed upon him to break it down for their viewers. Today's lesson: celibacy contracts. » 1/20/10 10:55am 1/20/10 10:55am

So You Think NU Can Dance, Week 3: A Star Emerges From The Loins Of An…

A weekly feature in which author Benoit Denizet-Lewis follows the fortunes of the only BCS school to have sucked so consistently and spectacularly that it has never made the NCAA tournament, Northwestern. Current record: 12-4. Tournament prospects: Still goodish? Maybe? » 1/15/10 3:10pm 1/15/10 3:10pm

So You Think NU Can Dance, Week 2: Lurch Dunks On Our Heads

A weekly feature in which author Benoit Denizet-Lewis follows the fortunes of the only BCS school to have sucked so consistently and spectacularly that it has never made the NCAA tournament, Northwestern. Current record: 11-3. Tournament prospects: Goodish. » 1/08/10 2:30pm 1/08/10 2:30pm

So You Think NU Can Dance: Will College Basketball's Sorriest Program…

A weekly feature in which author Benoit Denizet-Lewis follows the fortunes of the only BCS school to have sucked so consistently and spectacularly that it has never made the NCAA tournament, Northwestern. Current record: 10-1. Tournament prospects: Good. » 12/30/09 2:45pm 12/30/09 2:45pm