Pac-12 Releases A Highfalutin Hype Video That Arizona State Students…

We've provided here the full transcription of the purplest and most thesaurus-dependent prose to ever grace a promotional video for a college football conference. College football is back, you guys. Let me rephrase that: college football is back with "an avant garde redesign of the competitive balance." That's better.… » 7/26/11 3:50pm 7/26/11 3:50pm

Footage Shows Drunk Utah Linebacker Driving Wrong Way On Highway

A Utah state trooper pulled over to a car parked on the shoulder of S.R. 201 early Sunday morning — and facing in the wrong direction. The driver was an intoxicated University of Utah linebacker, Nai Fotu, who told the trooper he'd had "one beer, two beers" with his teammates at the University campus. Fotu, 22, was… » 2/22/11 12:55pm 2/22/11 12:55pm

Utah Will Never Play In a Championship Bowl Game, How to Win an NCAA…

Hello Deadspin readers! My name's Foster. This is my last weekend writing for Gawker. I've written for you jockstrap-sniffing cretins before, but this will be maybe my last chance to do so. So while AJ's over there, here're some words: » 2/27/10 6:15pm 2/27/10 6:15pm