Little Russian Soccer Kid Gets Shit Wrecked When Big Coach Kicks Him

Sure, Russia may have their own standards for coaching, child-rearing, and acceptable levels of violence in sports, but a grown man molly-whopping one of his charges right on the pitch, then barking at him to get back in the game has to cross some kind of threshold. » 3/10/15 11:29am 3/10/15 11:29am

This Russian Soccer Brawl Goes From 0 To 100 Real Quick

As more proof that there's nothing Russians don't think would be improved by spontaneous kickboxing bouts, here's a video of two youth soccer teams fucking each other up after only the slightest provocation. » 9/19/14 1:48pm 9/19/14 1:48pm

Satirical Soccer Story Suckers Stupids

This weekend, CBC radio program This Is That broadcast a report on a Canadian youth soccer association that removed the ball from games to promote better sportsmanship. It was filled with delightful quotes like this one: » 9/06/13 10:59am 9/06/13 10:59am

Watch A Kid Get Punched In The Face During A Soccer Game In Ohio

There's not very much detail about this display of unfettered youth-gone-wild spirit. J.J. was getting cheered because he had the ball until, of course, a young Billy Zabka acolyte parted J.J. from ball via solid punch to the nose. » 3/26/11 1:00pm 3/26/11 1:00pm

Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly…

If George Patton had coached a girls soccer team, he probably would have run things this way; only without so many references to red meat. Meet Michael Kinahan, ex-coach of the Scituate, Mass. Green Death. » 3/31/09 2:30pm 3/31/09 2:30pm