The Many Horrible, Stupid Faces Of Roger Goodell: A Gallery Of Authoritarian Derp
Roger Goodell is the worst, a nothingburger who rose to power on his daddy's good name, a sort of Commissioner Fredo whose legacy thus far is two self-destructive labor fights, some owner collusion, and ceaseless bullshit about the sanctity of the game. We've spent a lot of time writing about all these things, but sometimes pictures can be more powerful than words, particularly when those pictures are carefully selected to be as unflattering as possible. With that in mind, we present the following gallery of photos that have accompanied our stories about the commissioner:
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