Vladimir Putin Is A Hockey Superstar (Because No One Will Defend Him)

Vladimir Putin took part in a hockey game at the Night Hockey League festival in Sochi, though the competition appeared to be rather weak.

At times, no opponent put a body on the slowly gliding Putin, who scored multiple times and also earned a few assists. No defense can contain the dominance that is Putin, apparently. Then again, who's going to risk making contact with the president of Russia?