What you missed while tracking tiny infant Jesus via satellite ...
• NBA: And up on the rim there arose such a clatter, I awoke from my coma to see what was the matter. Lakers 122, Suns 115.
• Brett Favre wins USSA Male Athlete of the Year, narrowly beating Tom Brady and Nightmare Ant ...
• Horse racing: Horse lovers are saddened today at the death of trainer Dale Baird; but not too saddened, because it's not like he was an actual horse or anything ...