Aleksandar Mitrović Damn Near Kills Teammate In A Fit Of Ecstasy 

Newcastle fought back from a 3-2 deficit against Norwich yesterday with two stoppage time goals to snatch a 4-3 win. Obviously, this had everyone super fuckin’ amped. None more so than Aleksandar Mitrović, who was so caught up in the moment that he almost snapped the winning goalscorer’s neck in celebration:

Man, Mitrović was PUMPED. So pumped he could probably flip over a car with his bare hands, or maybe even hoist a tank over his head, or...

That must’ve been pure adrenaline coursing through those veins.