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Apocalypslam Now

Whole world's coming to an end, Mal. So why not pick up a copy of former UFC light-heavyweight champion Forrest Griffin's think-piece on a post-apocalyptic Earth?

The novel, which is co-written by Erich Krauss and features a section on transforming a vehicle into a "Deathcore Warmachine" penned by Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde, offers useful tips on how to keep living if you survive the initial impact. "(The goal is) self-sufficiency," Griffin said. "I'm going to go live with the Amish. Don't worry about me. I'll be out there with the Amish." [Toronto Sun]

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