Congress Notices Nose on Face And The Sky (Occassionally)

Ha. We can't believe we missed this. In addition to the five "major" sport commissioners and various labor heads testifying before Congress, the Greatest Legislators and Orators of Our Time has also called ... Washington Wizards guard Juan Dixon.

Now. Has Juan Dixon ever been suspected of taking steroids? Not that we have ever heard. Is he a high-profile star, in the Frank "Steroids Suck, Dude" Thomas mode? Nope. Naw, the only reason we can come up with that Juan Dixon is testifying before Congress today is ... he works next door. One Congressman must have seen him on TV one time and said, "Hey, he's an athlete! Let's call him in!" If our nation's capital were in Tampa Bay, Rocco Baldelli would have been called. This hearing is going to be the equivalent of your grandfather lecturing you about girls.

Dixon Called To Testify [Washington Post]