Deluded Young Baller Gets Owned, Begs For More, Is Sent To Floor

Rare is the viral Instagram whose caption is just as good as its content, but this slice of high school basketball delivers. At St. Joseph’s School in Conway, Arkansas, an overzealous defender gets what’s coming to him:

I have to say, vigorously rubbing the soles of your feet is an innovative, if ineffective way to try and appear not-owned. Many would argue that this has the opposite effect.