Derek Jeter Scoffs At Your Puny MVP Award

Dashiell BennettDashiell Bennett|published: Mon 30th November, 11:05 2009

The Yankee Coxswain is your Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year, because of his "dignity and elegance." Also? He's an excellent tipper and rarely kills hobos to wear their flesh. [ SI]

ad banner
home derek-jeter-scoffs-at-your-puny-mvp-award-5415263