After Saturday’s Stanford-USC football game, one lucky guy got to race Will Ferrell on the field. The result was a photo finish.

Ferrell’s usually more of a marathon guy, but with that kind of speed, maybe he could exploit some eligibility technicality at USC and get a spot on the Trojans’ football team. Ah, crap. I just accidentally pitched a Will Ferrell movie.

H/t to John


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