I Can't Walk The Line: Dustin Johnson's Hilariously Failed Sobriety Test

Golfer Dustin Johnson was pulled over and arrested for DUI almost two years ago. Only now the dashboard footage from the arresting officer emerges. Thrill to Dustin not listening to instructions! Marvel as he teeters over! Stand awed as he pleads down to a charge of reckless driving!

Dashcam video shows arrest of Myrtle Beach pro golfer Dustin Johnson [Myrtle Beach Sun News] [h/t Tom]