Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Khaki Shorts Enthusiasts Brawl At Charity Cornhole Tournament

The chamber of commerce in Georgia’s Douglas County holds an annual charity cornhole tournament, the point of which is to raise money for a local scholarship fund. This year, that tournament also served as a place for some husky men in shorts to throw haymakers at each other.

I urge you to watch this video with the sound on, not because you need to know what a bunch of golf dads trying to wrestle the shirts off of each other sounds like, but because of the narration provided by the video’s sole hero, an offscreen woman with a microphone. Her disapproving voice rings out like that of a vengeful god, saying unto these Bubbas: “This is stupid! This is absolutely ridiculous! Get!” It is about as satisfying a bit of narration you could ask for in a situation like this.

Advertisement

Anyway, the brawl apparently started because of a disagreement over the score of a cornhole game.

h/t Andrew

Share This Story

About the author