Luis Alicea Will Pee For You

Former St. Louis Cardinals infielder Luis Alicea is now the manager of the Lowell Spinners, the Class A minor league affiliate of the Boston Red Sox. Last week, the Spinners were selected for random steroid testing. Alicea says the test wasn't too tough.

"Today we had our drug test, but was it supervised? No. I could have easily pissed for another guy. It was no different than last year except last year we had a guy there looking. This year there was nobody looking. I was like, 'Wow!'"

Interestingly enough, that guy last year, the one "looking?" Didn't even work there. Nobody knows how he got there. He was just watchin'.

Alicea Vents On Steroids [Lowell Sun]