Mighty Mite Football Players Thwarted By Banner
The parents of players of the Wallkill (NY) Mighty Mites tried to do something nice for the first home game of the season, but alas, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. It seems that they thought their 50 pound sons would be strong enough to break through a vinyl banner while emulating their high school heroes, but the craftsmanship of the banner was too good.
The way these kids keep running lemming-like into their teammates makes me wonder if they can actually see through those visors at all. I mean, look at that second to last kid run into the mile well after the danger that lies ahead is clear! For extra hilarity, I suggest watching the video both slowed down and sped up.
h/t Zach
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