Morning Blogdome: You Can Almost Hear The Buttons Shriek

• Go Flubbies: "The wretch, concentrated all in self/Living, shall forfeit fair renown/And, doubly dying, shall go down/To the vile dust, from whence he sprung/Unwept, unhonoured, and unsung." [ Joe Sports Fan] •The Smogman Cometh:OnTheDL interviews Steinberg from China: "We talk about the smog in Beijing and if it’s as terrible in person as it looks on TV. We get into the ‘man on the street’ feel to the Bog (Smog) and he compares it to his time in Turin. We also talk about who the most interesting person he’s met has been, and turn it into a conversation about Yak cheese, Craig Sager and a Lithuanian guy who looks just like my brother." [ OnTheDL] • Browns' fans, please observe the code of conduct policies for 2008: "If you are able to swallow your own vomit without considerable drippage, you will be awarded with a raffle ticket. At the end of the game your ticket will be entered into a raffle where you will have the opportunity to win an official Cleveland Browns refrigerator magnet." [ The Dave Burba Revolution] • Actually, Phelps eats everything but Wheaties: "...Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayonnaise, add one omelet, a bowl of grits, and three slices of french toast with powdered sugar, then wash down with three chocolate chip pancakes." [ Simon On Sports]