Carlos Zambrano did not make it through his start against the Pirates today and neither did the Gatorade dispenser in the Cubs dugout. Carlos gets ejected, but it's always the electrolytes that have to pay the price.
Zambrano disputed umpire Mark Carlson's call on a play at the plate in the seventh inning today, and got a little too close for comfort. He bumped Carlson ever-so-slightly and was ejected. Then he really got angry. He nearly threw the ball into the outfield bleachers from home plate, chucked his glove, then picked up a bat, and went to work on an innocent drink holder. That's G.
Cubs won though, because the Pirates are still the Pirates.