Are you looking to own a cat? If you're around New York City/Long Island, adopt Eli Manning.
Naming a cat after Eli Manning may/should constitute as animal cruelty, but the little dude has soldiered on through the pain. Eli's almost three years old, and he seems pretty chill in his photo. Here are some details from his page:
SEX: Neutered Male
COLOR: Brown Tabby
WEIGHT: 14 lbs
CAME TO ARF: Found / left in the driveway of ARF
PERSONALITY: Attention Giants fans!!! Eli Manning is a sweet, submissive boy who is slowly adjusting to life at the shelter. He will do best in a home with other submissive cats and enjoys the company of females over males. He is an easy going guy that will make an amazing companion to someone special.
If you aren't in New York but do want to adopt a cat named after the New York Giants' quarterback, there's another one in North Carolina, apparently.
Help Eli Manning and Eli Manning out, readers. They would like some homes.
H/t to @19jms