Presidential Smack Talk With Kevin Johnson

Terrible: With two million people at the inauguration you have to figure at least one of them would be a Steeler fan. [ Mondesi's House]

Super: With two million people at the inauguration you have to figure at least one of them would be Dwight Howard. [ Howeva Files]

High praise: Is Obama the Jeff Bzdelik of Presidents? Whoa, whoa, whoa ... it's only his first day, are you sure you want to put that much pressure on him? [ Denver Stiffs]

Don't ask, don't tell: It seems our military has an unusually high concentration of Cubs fans. Great—I guess we'll all be speaking Chinese by October. [ MSF]