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He's tried earplugs, he's tried refusing interviews, he's even tried shaving the mustache (OK, wishful thinking there), but since none of that worked, Rafael Palmeiro is taking his burgeoning erection and going home. He's officially "rehabbing his knee," in the same way that Jimmy Hoffa was "gardening." He says he's going to try to come back and catch on with a team next year; we suggest pointing him in the direction of Montreal.

Everyday I Love Raffy Less And Less [Scoresreport]


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