Here's an Arizona Diamondbacks newspaper ad, as scanned by Diamondhacks, in which we see an interesting marketing strategy. OK, we're guys, right? Guys like baseball. So if we guys don't stick together and, like, buy Diamondbacks season tickets, our girlfriends might make us go see Because I Said So. Seriously, Diamondbacks season tickets are now on sale. Buy some, or your penis will fall off.
And hey, way to pop for those upper deck seats, big spender.
Some brief notes before you buy. First, in the ad's small print, it reads: Put away the tissues and come out to the ballgame. But this is a Diamondbacks game, where, and we may be wrong about this, but tissues may likely be essential. Second, if this guy spent less energy working on his Elvis hair he might have time for a ballgame and a movie.
And speaking of Diamondhacks, last season they were responsible for posting our favorite geeky-fans-attempt-to-catch-a-foul-ball photo of all time. In honor of the impending start to baseball season, it's after the jump.
Singular Honeydrippers [Diamondhacks]