Small UFO Obliterated By Oklahoma City's Chartered Plane

Following their loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves Friday night, the Oklahoma City Thunder flew from Minneapolis to Chicago for the second leg of a back-to-back. En route, their team plane seems to have wiped out a very tiny UFO:

A Thunder team official told ESPN the flight was “a little rough, but not extreme or out of the ordinary.” ABC’s Chicago affiliate says Delta chalked the dent up to a bird strike (but where are the feathers???) I have a terrible feeling it was Marvin the Martian, but thankfully Thunder center Steven Adams has recruited our brightest science minds to handle the case: