T-R-D-E! Trade! Trade! Trade!

The Browns were all "hey, let's pick someone" and the Jets were all "um, no, how bout we draft?" and the Browns were all "whoa" and the Jets were all "yay, Sanchez!"

And the Jets home crowd is joyous with joy. With Brett Favre out of the pictures, leaving a quarterback void consisting of Kellen Clemens and a third century trebuchet, they are now fully equipped with a new QB, a new coach, and a new found sense of happiness. The end.

(If everybody hates this format, I'm more than willing to go bingo-free live blog style.)