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Aldon Smith, who was cut by the Raiders on Monday, turned himself in to San Francisco police today. He’s being held on a $30,000 bond for four domestic violence-related charges....

Nazem Kadri and Rasmus Ristolainen <em></em>Fight, Also Debate Basic Math

Nazem Kadri and Rasmus Ristolainen dropped gloves in the Sabres’ 5-3 win over the Leafs Monday, but the fight wasn’t as entertaining as the math argument that followed. Here’s the amateur wrestling match:...

Man Caught Jerking Off In The Stands During Bundesliga Match [NSFW]

Schalke hosted Hertha Berlin in a Bundesliga match this past Saturday. The match featured one goal, one yellow card, and one Hertha fan calmly stroking his dick in front of god and everyone in the middle of the stands:...

Here’s a very enjoyable look at Reds outfielder Billy Hamilton’s reaction to a reporter suggesting that he might be more productive if he were a super-sub. (“This is the stupidest thing I’ve heard in my life” is part of it.) [FanGraphs]...

Deadspin Up All Night: Mother Russia In My Cup

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Andy Reid Knows His Cheeses

Dutch Soccer Hooligans Storm Pitch To Brawl With Players And Security Guards

The players of Dutch second-division club Go Ahead Eagles didn’t show much fight in their 4-0 home loss to De Graafschap this weekend. To remedy the situation, a handful of the home team’s most moronic fans stormed the pitch after the final whistle to try to literally beat up the opposing players wh...

Deadspin Up All Night: Losing Hand

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Deadspin Up All Night: What A Difference A Day Makes

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Deadspin Up All Night: It's Nowhere To Be Found

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Deadspin Up All Night: Believe It If You Need It

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Okay, Time For Russ To Go Back To Football 

Will Japan’s Olympic Mascot Be A Soohorang Or An Izzy?

The 2018 Winter Olympics are over, and there was one clear winner: Soohorang, mascot of the Pyeongchang games....

Shapo Begged On His Knees

Kei Nishikori, you were missed. The Japanese star popped a tendon in his right wrist in mid-August, closed up shop for the year, and then sat out the Aussie Open last month. Since then he’s warmed up with some low-key Challengers, and this week entered just his second tour-level event since his inju...

Matt Forte May Have Retired

Pizza And Football Announce Plans To Go Separate Ways, See Other Brands

The NFL’s stupid pizza wars have, at last, come to their natural conclusion. ...

Thank You, Colin

Deadspin Up All Night: Fake My Death, Go To Cuba

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Deadspin Up All Night: A Kid With A Vision

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Adding A Skateboard To Pole Vault Makes It Even Better<em></em>

French vaulter Baptiste Boirie gave us the highlight of the All-Star Perche pole vaulting competition this weekend, and he did it with a skateboard. He jumped 5.9 meters while using some help on his approach....