Ask a Clean Person

Can you top “inside my pillowcase”?

We’ve all got one.

New year, messy new you.

‘Tis the season to get messy.

Hanukkah is a delicious mess of a holiday.

It’s a trick question. Or is it?

Can you top a foil pan full of baked beans spilling in a minivan?

This is why you’re Nonna’s favorite.

Let’s discuss a slippery topic.

Whoops, now there’s body paint on the wall.

Costume parties are a mess, but so totally worth it for the hookups.

Good news for the crowd that wants to stick to sports.

Who’s a good dog? Yours is! It can be a bit of a mess, though.

As we head into spooky October, it’s all about black clothing.

Prepare for a master course in denim care and cleaning.

Would you like to become the most courteous person at the laundromat?

It’s back-to-school time, Clean Person-style!

I love that you love your cats, but your cats hate you.

Your vile protein shakers fill my clean heart with dread.