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The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill
Dean Meminger is in critical condition after a fire that investigators say was caused by a crack pipe. Several recently-used crack pipes were found in Meminger's apartment. Ruh-roh....

Telestrator Dong: An Analysis
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"Faces In the Crowd" Brought To You By Valtrex
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Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

Decade Retrospective: 2000
We commence the year-by-year look back at the decade with the year 2000, back when there were rocket packs, back when we all thought O.J. Simpson was just the smiling guy from the Hertz commercials. Simple times....

OSU Students Wallow In Their Own Urine
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Hey Dude In The Back...What Number Is Kansas Ranked?
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Browns Fans Know Understatement
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Decade Retrospective: Who Had An Awful Decade?
As the resident historian around these parts, I'll be doing the decade retrospectives for the next month or so. We'll go year-by-year soon, but for now, we're looking at people and concepts who had a bad decade....

Where The Wild Oden Are
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To Be Fair, I'd Like To See How Your Team Does Without A Quarterback
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It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken
So, Ron Artest is making a movie about his life. That's...um, interesting....

That's Nice And All, But I Heard Jesus Hates Them
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Steve Nash: NBA Optometrist
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NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing....

No, Vancouver Is The Other Way!
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An Apt Metaphor For The Raiders Season?
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He'll Never Be Banned From The Gambling Hall of Fame
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Making Out At The Game? Bring Your Own Cheering Section
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