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Graziano Pellè Newest Player To Get Stupid Rich By Going To China<em></em>

International tournaments are prime opportunities for both emerging and established talents to showcase their skills on the biggest stages in hopes of securing a move to a more prestigious team or league, and the raise that usually comes with. Graziano Pellè played well enough at the recently conclu...

Cristiano Ronaldo Dominated The Euro 2016 Final Without Even Playing

Eventually, as the days become months and months become years after yesterday’s Euro 2016 final, where Portugal bested France in extra time, no one will remember that it was the poorly played—though passionate—conclusion to a tournament that itself was stuffed with teams that played like our endeari...

Sweet Little Portuguese Boy Consoles Crying French Fan

It’s going to be so sad when these two grow up and are beating the shit out of each other in Euro 2024....

Jake Peavy Catches Buster Posey's Throw Without Even Realizing It<em></em>

It is a testament to Buster Posey’s abilities that he didn’t nail Jake Peavy in the head on this throw during Saturday’s game....

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Deadspin Up All Night: I Think I Put My Shirt On Backwards

Thank you for your support of Deadspin through this crazy weekend. The usual band of thieves will be back tomorrow morning....

Idiot On The Field Invades Euro 2016 Final, Performs Gymnastics Routine

This Euro 2016 has been somewhat of a security nightmare, and so it’s no surprise an Idiot made it onto the pitch of today’s final and turned it into the venue for a floor exercise....

"I Played Like Shit," States Man Who Just Hit Game-Winning Buzzer-Beater

D’Angelo Russell’s buzzer-beating three-pointer handed the Lakers a Summer League win over the Sixers tonight, but the former Buckeye is staying humble....

Jerami Grant Nukes Poor Ivica Zubac

The Sixers’ Jerami Grant is making the most of his NBA Summer League assignment. Here he is tonight dunking all over freshly-drafted Lakers center Ivica Zubac, reminding us that the Croatian has a long way to go before he can assume the title of Croatia’s greatest athlete named Ivica....

TLC Concert Forces Top-Division Soccer Match To Be Played On Ridiculously Tiny Pitch [UPDATE]

Tonight’s match between the Western New York Flash and Seattle Reign took place on a ridiculously-configured pitch at the home of the AAA Rochester Red Wings due to a previously-scheduled concert by TLC at the Flash’s home stadium....

Spanish Bullfighter Gored To Death

A bull named Lorenzo gored 29-year-old bullfighter Victor Barrio to death today at the Feria del Ángel festival in Aragon, according to El Mundo....

Let's Pick And Grill A Delicious Pork Chop

I’m sure we can all agree that summer is for grilling. Burgers are good for grilling, as are your various tube-meats. A good steak is delightful. I happen to think, though, that a good pork chop is the happiest, summeriest of the grilled proteins....

Sprinter's Reaction To Learning He Won Euro Championship Gold Is Priceless

Spanish sprinter Bruno Hortelano placed second in the 200m at this week’s European Championships in Amsterdam, setting a new national record for Spain in the process—but a post-race inquiry revealed the runner who placed first in the final, Dutchman Churandy Martina, would be disqualified for leavin...

Deadspin Up All Night: Here We Stop

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. It’s summer Friday. ...

Deadspin Awards: Sportsperson Of The Year

The Deadspin Awards are this month, and we need our readers to decide the winners of these prestigious honors. Today, we ask you to help us determine the answer to an important question: Who is the Sportsperson of the Year?...

Deadspin Awards: Best Highlight

The Deadspin Awards are this month, and we need our readers to decide the winners of these prestigious honors. Today, we ask you to help us determine the answer to an important question: What was the best highlight?...

We Are The Deadspin Staff, Let's Chat! 

We haven’t really been working today either, so let’s stop pretending. We’ll be hanging out down in the comments section for awhile, come yak!...

A Bear That Respects His Craft

Any dipshit bear can barge into an alleyway, knock a trash can over, rip open a bag, and pick a few scraps out of the resulting mess. Any asshole can splash paint on a canvas and call it high art, too. ...

Deadspin Up All Night: Your Faith Was Strong But You Needed Proof<em></em>

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Maybe there’s a God above. ...

Deadspin Awards: Sleaziest International Sports Official

The Deadspin Awards are this month, and we need our readers to decide the winners of these prestigious honors. Today, we ask you to help us determine the answer to an important question: Who is the sleaziest international sports official?...