A Bear That Respects His Craft

Any dipshit bear can barge into an alleyway, knock a trash can over, rip open a bag, and pick a few scraps out of the resulting mess. Any asshole can splash paint on a canvas and call it high art, too.

This bear is not a dipshit or an asshole. This bear knows that all endeavors should be undertaken with the utmost care. This bear’s garbage will taste sweeter than any other’s.

h/t Bryce