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Don't let the white fur fool you, Nightmare Bear is a devil in angel's clothing. Look at Eddie's eyes at around the…

The above photo was taken in July of 2007, and it is the oldest image of Nightmare Bear that exists in the AP image…

Here we find Nightmare Bear, shortly after the Russian hockey team's loss to Finland, experiencing a nightmare of…

Dammit, Nightmare Bear. Can you just do one thing that isn't horrible?

(Previously in Nightmare Bear misbehavior.)

Nightmare Bear needs to get in the car, but it can't fit its huge head through the front door. The struggle…

(Previously in Nightmare Bear.)

Why is this bear's face so tiny? Is this bear hydrocephalic? We do not approve of this bear.